Everything about superheroes.

Q: How can Superman fly?

A: According to DC Comics, Superman doesn’t fly, he jumps! Go figure. Their explanation? You see, Superman was born in Krypton and the gravitational pull of the planet is 9 times more than that of earth. So when Superman comes to earth, he can jump really high. He isn’t flying, correction, he’s jumping. So let us correct the famous quote as-
“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a kangaroo! It’s a trampoline-using jerk! It’s Superman!!”

Q: What will happen if Bruce Banner is having sex and he gets angry?
A: Ahem!

Q: What happens to Batman when he is high?
A:

Q: What would have happened if Peter Parker was bitten by a ‘radioactive vampire’ instead of a spider?

A: He would be immortal. He would not wash his hair for decades. He would have referred to  Mary Jane as ‘spider monkey’.

Q: What happened when Wolverine went to pee and he forgot his claws were still out?
A: He slit his d#$% with his claws, shouted out in pain, waited for it to ‘grow back’! Damn, some mutants have all the fun!

Q: If Superman can run ‘faster than a speeding bullet’, why doesn’t he compete in the Olympics?
A: Cos he knows if he goes to compete in the Olympic 100m dash, The Flash will also show up, and he can’t afford to let the public know that Flash can run faster than him! So every time the Olympics are under way, he migrates to another planet, stating ‘personal reasons’.

Q: How was Batman late for work?

A:

Do you like the post? If you do, then your friends will love it!! Please take some time to share it with your friends using the buttons below. Suggestions are also very welcome, so, please don't forget to post your comments below. I really wanna thank you for taking your time to read the post!